patheticness
Thursday, Jul. 18, 2002 - 4:13 p.m.

i am an utter utter utter BUM and a slob. I feel so disgusting right now, but at the same time, i am kind of enjoying this feeling of complete patheticness.

I woke up around 10 ish this morning, and my original plan was to go for a nice 2 mile run, then have my orange juice and breakfest, consisting of egg whites, some fresh deli ham and maybe some fruit? Then, after that. I'd clean my room, sort out some cd's and magazines, and make my healthy little club house sandwhich consisting of 80% vegetables and 20% meat.

lets see what ended up happening shall we?

woke up at 10 ish as planned. Got on the tredmill, with my shoes. decided to sccrew it. Had 3 eggos with enough maple syrup to feed 500 ant colonies, then, even though i convinced myself that i'd go for my run AFTER my gross breakfest, i decide to screw that too. I wander upstairs, get my comforter (while still in my boxers this whole time) and migrate to the sofa, where i proceeded to watch 4, FOUR, straight movies on superchannel. I think in the middle of miss congeniality i got up and made myself some instant noodles and threw in a can of tuna...yes...into the noodles. Aren't just so attractive to you right now? with my non-slob/homeless person qualities?

i feel SO GROSS. the saying "you are what you eat" is applicable to me right now in SO many ways. SO after watching center stage, and seeing all those hard bodies dancing and prancing around, i've decided that tonight, to make up for my Reba Macentire Morning, i'd hit it extra hard at the gym. IM going to go an hour early so i can do weights, go for a run, and stay for the cardio kick boxing class. That ought to make me feel better eh?

anyways, i thought i'd devote an entry to my patheticness. i"ve honestly never sat thru 4 str8 movies. I didn't even go pee, becuase of all the movement involved. I think i grew a douible chin during my stay at my Sofa De Lazyeo.